I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
Doing "bucket stands" with buckets of margarita. Don't tell me it's not a good idea.
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
Well i have to fuck at least one of your roommates this year to keep the tradition alive.
There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
Who's got a bloodstream full of margaritas by 2pm? Not you, that's for sure, because you've got one of those "real" jobs.
Y'know, "Class cancelled because Professor is stuck in Mexico," is not something I expected in college. Let alone, "Professor is stuck in Mexico, AGAIN."
You force fed me chocolate chips and avocados for 3 hours and kept asking me about my trip to sweden when I was 4.
There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
Just walk of shamed past a 5 year old on my way out of my booty call. He waved at me. Is this the single life I've been missing?
I had a really bad dream about us drinking this weekend. Remind me to tell you Friday when we start drinking
She's passed out with a slice of pizza between her boobs should I just eat it and leave
Should I be concerned that the new guy I'm seeing just referred to my stealing a sailboat in college while drunk as "wholesome"?
He literally just patted me on the vagina and said goodnight to it.
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