dude you just took shreks wife home. what the fuck is wrong with you
when a bears hungry he eats besides shes got her nipples pierced
why would she cut her hair? she needs all the distractions possible from those texas-sized gums and horse teeth.
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
He just slept in my bed for a couple hours and asked lots of questions about gay sex. No, I do not have his number.
basically theres shrimp everywhere. splattered on the walls, in the carpet, its bad. ohh theyre never gonna get the smell out.
Her vagina felt like a fur coat. It was weird at first but I kinda liked it
If man night ends at some point, hit me up and let me prove my vagina still exists.
Omg. Some dude is jacking off in Kelly's bathroom.
What happened to the good old days when we whispered the words beer pong and people came running?
He was literally going down on me and giving me a foot rub AT THE SAME TIME. What more can I ask for?
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
He turned down head in favor of a handjob. Not sure if he's crazy or i have magic hands
I can tell that I'm high when listening to celine dion becomes such a life changing experience
the fact that your 21st birthday is also new years eve is pretty much a death sentence
We had sex in Lake Michigan for an hour Sunday.
Thanks for ruining an entire lake for me. I hate you so much right now.
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