I think east. Tornado watch. What the fuck are you doing in Texarkana?
Bonnaroo. Tornado watch? Expand on that thought.
Watch for tornadoes.
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
You said I was the most beatiful preggers youve ever seen...im not pregnant
I feel like if you stuck me in a room with all my old toys it'd be the best high ever.
I really wish you were half the slut you're sister was in college
there is potential here for me to have a consistent access to someone's dick who isn't actually an asshole. i think i'm ready for a relationship.
filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
Rather than admit to myself he's hooking up with her right now, I choose to believe that he's not responding because he's masturbating to my picture, distraught over his poor choice, and trying to forget about the one that got away with a heavy dose of meth.
Yeah I figured you were blackout when you were Shakira dancing on the floor.
Strangers are buying me shots and I got hit on by lesbians. How is it only tuesday
I almost got on a bus to Langley Air Force Base. 99% sure that's not where I wanna be.
They've already turned me into the Dean of Students once because they felt 'unsafe' because I came home hammered and asked one of them to make me a grilled cheese sandwich. Like, I just ASKED!
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
i gotta stop hooking up with people just to get to their dogs
Man I can't believe I took a huge dump in a public garden
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