Dude, Her having kids just means she puts out.
even in my darkest moments, having another person eat my jizz would make me smile
What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
i'm starting to get really nervous about the relationship i have with my cat
You know... If I put the same amount of effort into school as I put into giving women orgasms I would be a Rhodes scholar
I answered the my mom's phone call about what we're doing for father's day while he was still fucking me. She thought I seemed really excited about his hiking boots present.
Anything you tell me within three minutes of an orgasm isn't even being recorded in my head.
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
tell me why they applauded then the bartender locked himself in the bathroom when i walked into the bar today ????
Where the fuck do you get consience sedatives from?
Got it in all night, now at a bar at 730 am and we are the only two people here. Somewhere my mid twenties father is applauding me.
I was alternating between saying "yall need Jesus" and "God bless" the entire night
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
Can I bother you for a second.
You always bother me but go on.
She shouldn’t care what consenting adults do behind closed doors
You do realize it was her husband you were hooking up with behind that door, right?
Randomize
