all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
I just randomly started counting the number of guys that I've hooked up with that are now gay. 11.
I wish there was a lawn mower version of Roomba so I could just drink and cheer it on from the stoop.
She saved the condom from the first time we did it.
Was there a condom involved? Because he was saying he wanted a kid. Repeatedly.
It's midsummers eve. A.k.a. come over so we can get drunk and wear leaf crowns
The world is a different place when I'm actually having sex
How do you say happy birthday to someone you fuck occasionally that almost got you arrested? Like what do I text.
Why is this not the first time I’ve seen the mugshot of someone I’ve slept with
the cops drove by and you were on your back in the middle of the side walk with your arms and legs in the air yelling that you were a dead bug .
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
GOOD MORNING! This is your wake up call! Just incase this text wasn't enough, I had sex on your bed last night while you were drunk hitting on my sister. Dan jizzed on your pillow! We rubbed it on both sides! Now get up and go to class!
when the cops came she just started yelling at them "Fuck the police! freedom of speech bitches!"
Not having a reliable dick in is getting expensive. I’ve had to replace 3 vibrators since Mike and I split up
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