Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
Can you please tell me why there's a bottle of urine on my night stand with a note that says "in case you're thirsty in the morning"? Thanks.
I think vodka calistinics prior to and during beer olympics was a bad idea
im trying to catch a child molester. call you later.
consequently i now know what mace tastes like
My drug dealer asked me out. What's the protocal for this?
you passed out on the bathroom floor with the door locked. we had to break in and no one was sober enough to move you so they just threw a towel on you and stepped over you
I need to start giving them away because owning 20 dildos is never going to get me a boyfriend.
He asked me if I could call his penis destroyer... Uhh SOS.
She told me that when she orgasms she just lays there like that baby from teenmom. Who the fuck says that
3 things I learned last night: 1.) I'm not as light as I used to be. 2.) Sex on the roof of a convertible is a really bad idea. 3.) The hospital now has super glue pens for sealing minor cuts instead of stitches!
yeah the cable guy is coming and everybody is hiding all the pieces in the house. we are up to thirty two. like a fun game of smokable scavener hunt.
I don't care how much you're grieving a loss, masturbating off the side of a roof is not acceptable mourning behavior.
Still drunk. lying on the floor just rubbing my cats nipples
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