You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
it was like fucking the hulk in a smartcar
By the way, your roommate is right. His penis is much bigger than yours.
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
Saw a guy throw up on himself while walking, drinking, and singing all at the same time. Hope your night is going better than his :)
Who knew that one of those cheesy light up equalizer shirts would be the light that all those drunk college girls gathered like moths around?
I've been told that their best stripper is on maternity leave. NEVER AGAIN.
He got a slutty, ugly mother of a 7 year old, and I got a dog that only sleeps and shits on clean clothes. No one won in this break up.
I just farted in the bathroom and the guy in the stall next to me started gagging. Its a beauitful day
In that state of mind I managed to bounce back from getting hit by a golf cart and convince an investigations officer that I was okay to go into the game.
Yeah, this is not that. This is a father and son bonding moment involving my all of my orifices.
She knew the head wasn't all that so she gave me her taco. I'm will in to give her a second chance.
The minute he showed me his Mumford and sons tattoo is the minute i could literally feel my pussy dry up
He walked into the bar with a pineapple and they served him AND the pineapple
sad thing: we were only a shot away from an orgy. good thing: we all got laid.
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