i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
We got really high and decided it would be a good idea to wash towels in the dishwasher. I left before I could see the final result.
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
I know your texting costs money, but I'll pay for it if you consider this. Oversized frozen jello shots. I'll buy everything needed if you approve. Let me know
Of course I lose my iPhone but still manage to hold on to the ruler for my dirty teacher costume
That little tingle vodka gives me in my esphagus is what lets me know I'm still alive.
My dad is so drunk he attempted to ride my two year old cousin's tricycle. For a solid five minutes.
Looking back on this weekend, I'm most grateful I never brought up with word "toe-fucking" at the bachelorette party.
rollerskate sex sounded like a good idea...
I need to be her Aladdin, and show her the world. The sex world.
You're right. Cause really... I'm in the back of his head. Even though what I said was better than "I have herpes"... I did once say that to him. So I'm like a reoccurring nightmare.
He stole me a cantaloupe and we drunkenly broke into a park and ate it on a bench with my pocket knife. I think i need to marry him
my gynecologist gave me a high 5 for not getting any STD's since my last visit and said "Way to go Annabeth!" you have twenty seconds to get to my level
I just want to be like "i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it"
I woke up with an eye patch on, someone else's sweatshirt on, and no pants on. I hope it was a good night.
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