Are we in a gay sports bar?
So apparently when I roll on X I find 'dick ina box' not only hilarious but also sexually arousing.
im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
We're playing Big Buck Hunter to determine who buys the next pitchers. And they said video games wouldn't help me later in life
he pulled a hernia and i had to get the morning after pill. you tell me how our valentines day went.
I know this is weird, but can you ask your girlfriend if she has my mailbox?
Seriously?
100%
I am not one to point fingers but since it says your name "wuz here" next to the dick drawn on my stomach I am holding you personally responsible.
everybody makes mistakes
i didn't know they allowed you to text in ambulances
She's singing So Happy Together to her burrito, I want to be on her level.
I'm reciting my presentation (beer in hand) on the porch to a snowmen audience.
THERE IS A GOAT THERE IS A GOAT IN MY BED IT IS EATING MY THONG WHAT DID YOU DO
According to the red cross, I'm not suppose to do anything strenuous for the next 24 hours. That means you're on top.
Unless you can blow me and bake me a pie at the same time, im not impressed.
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
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