is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
Last night, you attempted to motor boat my vagina then proceeded to blow raspberries on it. Don't ever do that again.
my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
You did a jig for the bouncer when you saw him. Just reminding you.
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
I slept with him that night and I'm not sure if my lack of enthusiasm was obvious but I found him eating ice cream in the bathtub the next morning. Mom will be so proud.
YOU BETTER NOT BE SHAVING YOUR LEGS RIGHT NOW IM TRYING TO HELP YOU
Get my husband this drunk again I will rip off your balls off with my bare hands and then cut them up with a dirty axe like fish bits. Do you understand me? DO YOU UNDERSTAND ME?! See you at breakfast, FUCK FACE. I'll shove that bottle of Jamison so far up your ass you'll still be praying in 2020 you can take a shit! Seriously, you make it hard to be your best friend.
Please tell me I was just dreaming when I asked if I could borrow your jesus dildo
I need to wake up with a beard between my thighs more often, I'm a fucking saint.
She referred to my balls as rotund and handsome
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
I threw up in a wendys bag in her car. when i went to throw it out the window it exploded all over me. No I don't think there will be a second date.
I brought her cheeseburgers and tequila but she's still mad at me.
Why is there a whip in the kitchen?
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