We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
Being this Hungover on Easter has brought my closer to Jesus... I swear he had to feel shitty like this after coming back from the dead
As I was going down on her I noticed she had a tatoo on her inner thigh that said "Eat it like your birthday cake".
I don't know how but I have our hotel room door handle in my purse... this can not be good
The amount of pregnancy tests I've taken in my life is unhealthy
He was supposed to take me to a nice dinner, but istead all he did was get drunk and throw lit fireworks at me.
I have to be home in time to watch my friend on that Lifetime show about having babies. And by friend, I mean the girl I had a lesbian experience with at a party 3 years ago.
This guy randomly got in our taxi, and has now collapsed on the sofa anouncing that he's staying the night.
All I know is that I woke up with my pajamas on inside out in front of a bowl of watered down kd. Sitting up. I didn't even make it to bed.
Its so bad though\nOur relationship has gotten to the point where im posing nude with a swiffer
I don't just want drugs. I deserve drugs.
Roommate charged out of his room in pajamas yelling "MAKE IT RAIN" and just threw $4,000 in fifties onto my head. My Friday night.
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