There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
we need blinds so i can safely watch porn during the day
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
Nothing says fuck you quite like putting your used condom in someones mailbox for them to find in the morning.
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
throwing condoms aimed at his crotch probably isn't the politest way to ask for sex
At what point in my life did a night that has strippers, belly dancers, tequila and a midget become "average"?
You asked me what the point was. Told me your were dying alone and then had me take you and Wendy's where you bought 3 meals and ate them in about 10 minutes saying you didn't care if you got fat...
I'm pretty sure I just gave myself third degree burns from punching my pizza.
What happened last night and why am I partially covered in queso?
I just paid a hobo to give me his Santa hat so I can take Christmas nudes. Will send them later, they're fire.
AMAZON SELLS SEX SWINGS!
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
Randomize
