If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
After this weekend, it looks come this holiday season I'll be walking in a winter abortionland.
i told him i was allergic to semen. he pulled out an epipen.
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
If Dave says he's going to have sex with her, he's going to fuck her retarded and turn her crazy. So run.
I'm approaching homosexuality at an increasingly alarming rate with each break up.
A very confused plastic surgeon just called. Apparently I called asking how much it costs to get a vodka funnel installed straight to my brain...
And after peeing my pants waiting outside for him, i proceeded to drop down and roll in the nearest puddle to pretend like i just ate shit when he arrived
it is shots o' clock and I am never late
I woke up in my tom cruise outfit with my house key tied to my thong....
What the hell happened to my hand?
Well, you got in a fight with a cabbie while jaywalking, but we got you to walk away. The problem was 80 blocks away, when you punched a parked taxi for "running you over".
My sweat smells like Wild Turkey. I'm really feeling the holiday spirit.
So your telling me I can lick your ass but you CAN'T spend my money
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
Randomize
