Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
Remember when the only STD we had to worry about were hickies? Those were the days
my voice of reason is faarrr too drunk for me to listen.
Dude, you chugged an entire bottle of tomato sauce and got us free drinks for the night. No way was I gonna stop you.
He never broke character while fucking me on the neighbor's lawn. I give him a 10 for his dedication to the British accent.
Why is it so hot and why are these the only pants in my life.
michael burned off one of his eyebrows making a pizza so he had to shave off the other one to make it look even. it doesn't look right, but I'd still bang him.
and everyone will high five me and girls will approach me offering blowjobs
I don't trust his life but I trust his penis.
Yeah,I'm just gonna keep fucking other guys til this idiot figures out he loves me.
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
Even in drag you're still better looking than your sister.
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
Who brings a stripper to breakfast at the dining hall? What was the plan? Impress her with his meal plan?
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