WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
I know the vomits not mine cause its on my back.
I wasn't trying to make you feel bad, I just agreed with you that your life does suck.
Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
she said she was gay. i said prove it. she said "ok i wont fuck you"
i never thought i could drink so much vodka in 8 minutes
I feel like after that many guys, all of the water in your body is just replaced with pure jizz, honestly.
High water is the most godliest tasting water in the world.
Nah. And this is true. It's like you were trained by sexual Jedi or something.
*jedi wave* this is the penis you were looking for
So you'd go straight for a fat chick with cheese on her tits?
Yes.
come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew
It was the needle in the haystack of teary, unpleasant handjobs.
I got all the way to work before I realized there were Trojans in my bra.
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
The hump and dump is a beautiful thing
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