So when jo picked me up from the bar I kept apologizing and kept telling her "I'm just a wittle donut"
Just saw an old lady trip and stumble. Laughed. Kept Driving. I'm going to hell.
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
i was trying to find the best way to say come over and have sex, without saying it.
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
I need the number of a restaurant that delivers, has lock-picking abilities, and is okay with full frontal male nudity. Entirely too hungover to get out of bed.
I hooked up with a guy dressed as Justin Timberlake, while dressed as Britney Spears. Fuck Jessica Biel, all my 90's dreams are coming true.
I think our prof has caught onto our drinking game. He burst into the room with a big smile on his face and yelled "essentially! Essentially! Essentially!"
I know of an excellent nanny. A lot like Mary Poppins but way cooler. And likes pot.
Why are there so many fucking Lambchop puppets hidden around my house?!
I don't know if the fact that I carry lube in my purse means I'm living life right or I'm doing it wrong..
it'll be like a game of Russian Roulette, but with my vagina.
I love you more than sex with randoms.... and we all know how much I love that shit.
Dude you where on that lil kids bike at 2 am ridin down the turning lane wearing only socks and a helmet singing born to be wild, no you weren't that fucked up
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