ok so I'm texting you now like I promised instead of drunktexting aaron and telling him how badly I want his cock tonight. aren't you proud?
this is Aaron, hi
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
How do u explain cocaine to a 9 year old?
I need to stop fucking people before I get to know them
We started telling people we were married, and then we hooked up on a park bench
WHAT IF you could get pizza delivered to you IN YOUR CAR while driving somewhere. Like moving roadside service.
You're High aren't you?
Sooooo high
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
Nice just gets you lonely or dead. I don't like those options.
I got to see some gay bartender let a girl with daddy issues whip Travis in the balls with his own belt. Totally worth it.
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
Every time our eyes meet, I silently summon him to my vagina.
Googling enemas while I get a pedicure ... My life in one senence
I just told 2 of my vibrators "I love you." I seriously need some dick.
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
eating a weed cupcake with nutella on top at work. i AM a star!
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