This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
I thought it couldn't get worse until she said "Nipple hair"
The crazy thing is, I dont actually know where the cat is, she said something bout the back of the toilet and a sock.
we found you eating frozen orange juice with a spoon and then drinking vodka from the bottle.
all i could think was her face looked like a farm accident
Had sex on a washing machine in a pool of beer. Can you say success.
We should start a Help That Bitch Out Fund and split the donations evenly between you two.
Well that's the first time I've woken up with wet jorts
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
Regardless of how one feels after a break up, whiskey must be consumed.
All I know is if i get a free preview weekend of HBO then I am recording Kindergarten Cop.
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
His abs are so defined he looks like a human xylophone.
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
ugh my stomach is so upset-- didn't get a chance to take a violent enough hangover shit at work
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