The next morning she woke up and asked who I was and where she was.
Like reprimanding the wall for "sneaking up on me" drunk
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
You're breaking my vagina 4 times a day I reserve the right to know your middle name.
Frozen waffles and wine. Loneliness-party of one
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
But Monday we'll be living in a post-apocalyptic hellscape. Also, I'm going to a champagne tasting.
Everyone is sleeping and i'm sittin here in my iron man mask, watchin chelsea lately and tryin to figure out how to smoke through it.
I cannot take someone's straight and gay virginity in one threesome. It's just too much responsibility.
you don't know true fear until you are a convinced that velociraptors are trying to kill you through your roof.
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
I got the security footage. Thank you boobies!
Two of us got arrested. Gonna be delayed a bit. Save me a burger.
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
im on a boat
How did you get this number?
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