3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
Driving with balloons in your car is more annoying than that bubble fart that doesn't leave your ass after your previous fart.
i wiped a booger on my final. end of semester present.
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
Im going to need an iv of taco bell after this.
It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
So the crazy cock blocking bitch sent her a picture of her boobs using MY phone and said: he's busy at the moment
There's gotta be a lawn gnome full ecstasy around here somewhere. And by golly I will find it
I snorted a few ambien and woke up here. A lady banged on our door, waking us up, demanding our towels.
Seriously, this trumpet player gives me chills. Might be the drugs.
I curse you to think about Guy Fieri whenever you have sex with your lady.
How much weed can I reasonably smoke now if I have to leave for work in a bit over an hour
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