i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
I didn't think her British accent was real until I saw how fucked up her teeth were.
Dude..this is the third year in a row me and him have fucked at a super bowl party..does that count as a tradition?
Hahah fuck. I keep looking to make sure that stupid line doesn't show up when my guards are down. Babies can sense fear.
Hey my results were negative. Your chlamydia train stops here. Happy hunting!
The bachelor party was supposed to stay local but I think were in mexico.
And that was the night we had mind-blowing sex with the score from Raiders of the Lost Ark blaring on vinyl in the background...
I didn't know what to say so I just sent him a chicken emoji
He smells like ham and a lifetime of poor choices
He was like low grade Riff Raff, but I hit it. Twice. His grill popped out the second time.
I didn't pay $79 for lingerie for you to cum in 30 seconds
Considering we're about to fuck, I really need your girlfriend to stop liking all my Facebook posts.
Of course the sales lady was judging you, you bought a pregnancy test, ky jelly, diet pills and a 6 pack of red bull. Even i'm judging you.
We got to the hospital and the girls who caused the accident had already added you on facebook.
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