Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
She wouldn't go home with me cause I forgot her name. I didn't realize it would matter after she danced with her vagina on my face
Seriously. My exes act like they own shares of my vagina.
Well, in their defense, they have invested a lot of time and money
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
I don't have any food so I made a martini so I could eat the olives. Don't tell me I can't think outside the box.
I feel like I have African malaria. I just remembered singing Teenage Dream in full to that biker couple at the bar.
I didn't want to have to tell you this, violating our brother/sister code not to discuss these things but: for the love of christ stop inviting that 21 year old idiot I slept with for six months to EVERY PARTY WE THROW.
First thing on my "to do" list- get sober for community service.
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
You raged at the rock climbing place for not selling beer and then just said "fuck it" and pulled out a flask.
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
you said something about joining a k-pop band before passing out topless on the trampoline.
He asked if we were going to take advantage of his drunken state. When we said no he tired to show us what we were missing out on. It was so sad it almost made him cute.
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