I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
Was rudely woken up by strangers at 4:15am. I was leaning against the stoplight at 9th
I was passed out in a dog food bowl tor two hours. Just tapped my dinner beer. I love homecoming.
Blood and glitter go together right?
It must have been an amazing night, I have "my pants are responsible people" written on my pants in permanent marker.
they superglued a cigarette to my fingers...i think I need to quit smoking.
Umm... How do I tell my roommate someone shot a speargun through the wall? On a side note, cliff shot a speargun for the first time.
I have a LOT of reasons to worry about radical feminists taking my lady balls, frankly. A lot.
Is it too early in the day to be getting dressed for the strip club?
idk wtf was in that bud but I was talking to my dead dog last night bro holy shit
I signed the divorce papers. Can I get a blowjob now?
He's a fucking ninja- think of the things he can probably do with his dick.
I fucked his roommate. And that roommate's best friend. And my roommate. And my roommate's old roommate.
i'm bowing down, but slow your roll.
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