i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
no, i dont want the owner to like me bc i dedazzled my vagina
You going to have to be more specific than the night we blew an 8ball off the toilet..
Somebody left a mini pitcher in the bathroom. Think its safe?
You know your in for a great weekend when you buy the booze already in crutches
He's high as balls tripping balls and doing a reenactment of the scene where Buzz jumps off the balcony and can't fly to his soundtrack of Toy Story.
BTW rolling him off the couch and onto that tarp was pure genius. He definitely pissed himself last night.
Do you think next time you could control the yawn? Kind of a buzzkill to be mid-orgasm and see you yawning over there.
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
Did I run into a tree or get punched in the face?
Both.
Best day ever, my junk is bigger than Kate Uptons boyfriends. Yay for Fappening day!
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
i am craving dick and cupcakes
we are the best best friends ever. You had sex in an ice cream truck I had sex in a fire truck
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