Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
If you didn't damage your room so much from fucking so hard we would have got more of our security deposit back
I resent that
His tongue was like Jesus himself was blessing my boobs for eternal ecstasy.
I'm not so sure Jesus approves of such activities, but ok.
I just stuck my fingers down her throat so she could puke. I mean what are friends for
Oh my god she just threw up on her dog
She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
I told her I didn't have a condom. She then sized me with her thumb and finger and tossed me a large. Then I asked her to marry me.
i'm gonna crowd surf you onto his dick
Look, I've got a really big car. We just need to put ourselves in it and put some body parts in other body parts.
It's 6am and I had to explain to the gas station attendant why I didn't have shoes on and I'm covered in maple syrup.
ill drive you to the airport today if we can have sex first
i left yesterday
ill pick you up from the airport on sunday if we can have sex after
I tried to get the guy I like to “spit shake” on a sexual bet... why am I such a bro fml
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
