go do what you do best...puke behind churches
Is it weird I want to fuck the cartoon chick from e-surance??
I mean this holiday was built on cheap beer, shitty whisky, and processed meat... and I fully plan to honor that
IT'S FRIDAY. So quit being a pussy, get out of bed, and come help me drink these 40s. That's not a request.
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
Actually I think I might be dying right now so if I do you have to drink all my vodka
You're so demanding.
The closest thing to a sext that you will ever receive from me is a picture of pepperonis on Greg's asscheeks, clenching.
I got laughed at by a homeless guy in a Daniel Boone hat. I have no clue what this means for my day
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
dude, my hangover is telling me there was tequila involved
Do you ever just feel like you can feel hormones radiating from your uterus?
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
You told me that you would let her eat cake off of your ass, then fell asleep on the floor
you tried to make the parrot smoke your joint
About the whale....I wasn't completely awake.
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