so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
My parking ticket this morning was 30bucks. I feel like I'm paying the city to fuck you.
Good lord, they've set up every firework to be ignited by a trail of gasoline at midnight. God save us all.
They thought we spoke German and French even though we just kept repeating "I give to you a cat" and "Are you drunk?"
Your two fuck buddies playing ping pong together. HOW. ADORABLE!
In case you were unaware playing with rabbits on ecstasy is the greatest thing ever. I feel like I'm ODing on adorable right now.
I legit had to pull him off my car. Then he texted me saying 'take me places.' Shotgun getting that drunk tonight
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
Climbing through a window thats four feet off the ground isnt the easiest thing when youre high, trust me.
Bring your friend that fell asleep in the bathroom for my friend.
Do me a favor. Next time I think it's a good idea to take pulls from the handle, yell "FALCON PUNCH" and uppercut me in the taint. My future liver thanks you.
There comes a point, as I lay on the floor of the work disabled toilets contemplating catching 10 minutes sleep between chunders, that I wonder if its really worth it
You kept purposefully giving me wrong directions, laughing, then yelling at me for taking directions from a drunk person.
This country song on the radio just had a rap break. What. No. Why.
Can't be considered a walk of shame if you pick up donuts on the way home
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