Lets drop out of school and be professionally skinny and drunk
Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
Pants on the Ground is the theme song of my life
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
I'm just pissed at the whore who takes over my body when I'm blacked out.
Yep. How's your hangover?
It's like I fucked its sister and it's getting back at me.
Somehow those two combined like captain planet and shit went haywire
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
He gave me a beer, petted my head, and called me kiddo.
She gave me a roadie as we drove home from fireworks. People were still lighting off their displays as we drove by. I love America.
I gave your mom a discount on her coffee, its my way to say thanks for having a son that makes me come every time
Last time I was blackout at Cowbells I was running around screaming “WHERES THE BLOOOWWWW”
you were grinding on the cop whispering for him to lend you his tazer.
When my card got declined you bought the vibrator without me even asking. This is what friendship is.
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