There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
The dentist just giggled when he accidentally shot water across my face, I can sense how he treats women.
Spent 30 minutes in the board meeting trying to figure out where the foul smell was coming from. Thought it was the guy's feet sitting next to me. Then i uncrossed my legs. Turns out it was my vagina. Thank goodness for travel size febreeeze.
Exactly. So he deserves crazy "thanks for keeping me out of jail" sex. Or an "I'm glad your excessive cocaine habit had some positive outcomes" blowjob.
do you remember the random banging on my door at 3 am wearing 2 budlight cases as a dress
Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
I feel like I'm laying on a pillow cloud. With little baby angel fingers between me and the cloud lifting me up. Singing hymns in my ear.
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
One. But meh. I upped my age limit to like 29 hoping I'll match with this one fedex guy that delivers packages to my work
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
I ain't lettin her quit anyway. We don't fuck enough for her to meet the housewife requirements
If you fuck her..... You will be in great danger. Like in so much danger it would be like walking into a pit of crocodiles who haven't eaten and you also just stole their baby.
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