I hope mine doesn't look like that
I am like the Mr. Miyagi of queefs.
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
Definately going to wake up wondering what happened to the other half of my lip.
I cant prove it..but im almost positive that you were just outside my window watching me while eating out of a bag of Cheetos...
As i lay in bed, clutching my face, i'm starting to believe your dick in my eye story.
there's a liquor store near my therapist
i might give it a shot.
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
My only regret is that I have but one penis to give to your vagina.
We haven't said piping hot jizz in awhile... that needs to come back into our conversations
Did you see the video of me eating a marshmellow on fire?
Do you think there are two dudes living in an apartment somewhere that go to the store and call it Brocery shopping?
Oh god...probably.
THE EAGLE HAS MY PANTIES. I REPEAT. THE FUCKING MASCOT HAS MY PANTIES.
HOLY SHIT. You're my hero.
MY TITS ARE PERFECTLY CALM.
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