What would Jesus do? ... Jesus would slap a ho.
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.
you inspire me to be a worse person
She bellyflopped onto the poolside bar, broke one wine bottle, and stole another...the resort staff just frowned and cleaned up her mess.
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
Not sure I just ate a really big pot brownie, I feel like my future is uncertain
I just sneezed and it made my entire body ache. Hungover is an understatement
If we can only get laid once in a blue moon, apparently this will be our month.
Who knew you could get a drunk in public when jogging with your dog?
You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together
CUM CAME OUT OF MY NOSE. MY SINUSES ARE ENTIRELY FUCKED UP NOW BC OF THE CUM TRAVELING IN PLACES IT SHOULD NOT HAVE.
She just kept roaring and saying Katy Perry had nothing on her. Wtf did she take?
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
Nothing ruins your day more than waking up to you dogs crotch in your face
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