would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
I am full of burrito and curiosity
I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
Nothing says "Good Morning" like Jell-o shots and coffee cakes.
Is there a special protocol when the stripper has a Boba Fett tattoo?
I asked if I could borrow some condoms. She referred to herself as "a soup kitchen for whores".
Han Solo would be ashamed of me.
Well I'm going to San Francisco next weekend for pride. I'm sure I'll end up drunk and on a beach at some point.
It's 7:30pm and we've already lost someone and had to run from the cops. What the fuck did you put in the punch?
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
In hindsight I shouldn't have been blasting Antichrist Superstar if I didn't want to seem suspicious driving up to a Catholic church
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