I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
oh btw spread eagle is not an appropriate phrase to use in a scientific presentation. learned that the hard way
I realized today that I should stop thinking so much with my vagina instead of my brain.
Please tell me this doesn't mean another "surprise road trip" where I spend all my money on gas and the SURPRISE destination is the abortion clinic.
But what if I pay for the gas?
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
Well fuck that. I mean, I made out with my cousin once. Who gives a fuck.
I found a tip from a dart in my bra this morning
Guess I'll put him on my to-do list too. But closer to the bottom since we dated before. That's almost unethical.
The entire state will know me by my boobs.
Going back to the ever classy sneak out to the fridge and swig liquor from the bottle method. That it is legal for me to drink here makes the fact that I have to do this all the more depressing.
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
Once again being low on toilet paper is forcing us into another round of our favorite game - toilet paper roulette - where there can only be 1 winner. Maybe.
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
THERE ARE SO MANY HOT DADS AT WHOLE FOODS
he took a fucking pitcher of koolaid and vodka to the bath with him... i wake up from my blackout to his roomate screaming cause he spilled it and passed out in the middle of a blood red tub. she thought he killed himself. jesus christ its only the first day of break and i already regret coming home
Dude on the shuttle bus eating a Butterfinger and watch porn on his phone and doesn’t give a fuck who knows
We need to get on his level
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