yeah well you didnt even puke from the alcohol. we cut you off and went to huck finn's and told you that the "irish cream" coffee creamers had baileys in it, so you shot down like eight of them and puked all over the floor. it was great. we cheered you on and everything
Topless wife handwashing shirt. Tonight marriage is good.
My dad assaulted a TSA agent this morning. Shut down airport security. Don't tell me that your family is embarrassing.
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
He was sitting at the table eating ice and said, "I'm pretty sure everyone in my family has nipples."
Still can't decide which I'm more disappointed about: the blow job I gave him or the donuts I ate after.
The bouncer yelled at him for poking at the guy selling roses, I think it's time to leave.
He handled me like a finger puppet on crack... Time to ice the vagina, I'd like to sit down sometime today.
I need like a hormone stopper. Or a chastity belt. Or like a lady business alarm that goes off when I'm being too drunk.
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
That's why we don't trade sex for Taco Bell. It's called the dollar menu.
Nothing says summer like lemonaid, but nothing says fuck yeah summer like lemonaid and vodkavodka
So I'm never gonna get to see you again?
Hopefully.
there is definitely a hickey on my left nipple.
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