I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
she is using a fork to eat popcorn and refuses to drink gatorade out of anything but a margarita glass... did i mention the popcorn is on a plate?
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
When we were done making out, some guy ran into the room yelling, "I'll save you Brandon! I'll save you!"
Drunk yet?
Well I just did the worm on an empty dance floor while the bridesmaids were serving cake. You tell me.
My roommate just walked in on him eating me out ..happy finals week right?
If the sex wasn't incredible why would I compare it to cheesy tots
I also just stashed a half dozen bobby pins in my bra.... So when you take it off later, consider yourself warned
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
im gonna shove his purity ring down his throat
She's nice. But even when I am with her I am thinking of her mom, literally the hottest woman on earth.
Do you knowhow much it sucks to puke in an automatic toilet? Not fun.
Ew.
It takes talent let's just say that
I'm eating an ice cream cone and pooping. Don't know how I'm gonna wipe.
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