scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
I needed to borrow my dads nail clippers and next to it was an industrial size box of condoms if that wasnt bad enough I dropped the clippers behind the bed and discovered hundreds of used condoms
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
The worst part is I think my tongue cut his penis and now he wont talk to me.
I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
apparently he thought telling me 'the weasel wants to come out to play' would somehow convince me to go down on him
I think I've officially made out with the entire starbucks staff.
Romantic bubble bath turned into splash war. We can't be adults about anything.
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
I chugged that bitch with a dip in.
You somehow managed to be a man whilst drinking a Mike's Hard. I commend you.
You have no idea the kind of bodily contortions I had to do to access your neighbor's WIFI
I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.
I feel like people expect me to always be a sarcastic, shade throwing drunk. And you know me, I hate to disappoint.
You don’t need a wing man if you have a solid hook up on the pumpkin pie
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