She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
Me hooking up with her is like rush being president. Bad news.
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
Packing up everything in the dorm. Silly bands to unused condom ratio is ridiculous.
There's still flour in my hair. And I don't even want to know what the neighbors think happened infront of my house.
Remember that time we became friends because I shotgunned a Tall Boy in your bathroom?
Those memories are both hazy and awesome.
I don't think it's considwred fine dining when you're passing out at golden palace in chinatown at 4 am with you boss who happens to be wearing a dress.
So he ended up throwing a watermelon that he stole from the cafeteria saying "if i cant have it no one can" of the 5th floor.
If 26 stitches didn't sober her up, nothing will.
I awoke this morning alone and naked in my bed I forecast my date later not going so well because I have three giant hickies on my neck there is a note next to my bed that looks a 3rd grader wrote it on my college acceptance letter
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
I can't tell if my bong is gender-neutral or not
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
At first it will make you think "how is this physically possible?" and then it will ruin an entire food group for you.
Randomize
