dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
I just saw a hobo shake a payphone until it spat out a bunch of quarters. what a champ.
I don't think brook has ever known best
her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
i just used burnetts to get spraypaint off the floor of my dorm lobby
don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
Just threw up in a trash can by the ATM. Then pulled out money for weed.
I queefed so loud it echoed.
You showed the cops outside of the bar your boobs and then decided to go apologize to them. They admitted that the reason they hung out there was because of girls like you.
Its official, drinking for 15 hours counts as a suicide attempt
Leaving your birthday party to engage in a threesome IS allowed. I checked the rule book.
Of course I'm not above using aladdin and pot to get laid, this is america
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
The only thing I regret was that he was wearing a scarf when we made out.
Sorry about all of the penis things that happened last night.
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