You should really figure out how to get me a picture that will pop up on my phone when you call
Just upload a picture of Bea Arthur. That's what my soul looks like these days
what time did you get home last night?
SO late...when your in the lap of a 35 year old superstar you loose track of time
He said to me " i could be your father but i dont care"...it was so hott
I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
Mmmm, vodka for breakfast
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
You said you'd make me a thank you card for taking care of your drunk ass. I'll be expecting that monday.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
IM FEEDING MY CAT ALL THE HAM
Remember that time a drunk Dracula took a shit in the urinal? Ooh, that's right, it was last night.
my ex's current girlfriend held my hair as I threw up. new low.
These beer shits have taken over my entire life.
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
Although can we find me a starter dick? I don't want security showing up again. That was awkward.
In other news, I tore a tendon in my hand from giving my boyfriend handjobs so that's how my day is going
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