i am so fucked up that i think i'm playing snood in my head.
well..are you winning?
My New Years Resolution was to get a girl I dont know pregnant. 8 months later I can check that off the list..
just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
He was doing push ups, crunches and jogging in place in front of the restaurant. I'm not too sure I want to eat there if it requires immediate exercise following the meal.
I love how you are more concerned with what i call my penis than the fact i wanna bone some high school chicks
I'm watching the red sox through my neighbors window from my bathroom. We're winning btw.
You offered me some of your "Jungle Juice." It was just 151 and Absinthe. I don't know how you are still alive.
HURRY. I NEED DRUNK. MORE DRUNK.
Just pulled a Kenny Powers on a snowmobile
you left the hospital looking like the grudge, your mom and I were pushing you in a wheel chair and you yelled peace out fuckers.
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
But that background check said 51...Omg. If I hooked up with someone that's my dads age.....
We fucked so hard and loud that the everyone at the party downstairs starting chanting his name. Oh I we broke a lamp.
This whole Rob and Chyna drama is giving me trust issues. I'm about to text my ex and be like if you haven't already deleted my nudes, can you?
We bird danced in front of the bird cages for 20 minutes. I think it was our way of being like fuck you guys you're in a cage and we're on summer break.
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