I just withdrew $200 in ones. I think the teller knew what was up
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
He came inside me, looked me in the eye and said, "Happy Mother's Day"
i really regret not blowing your cousin before he went to jail
And then as he was trying to conceal his boner from everybody, you said aloud "just grab your cock and get out of the pool"
Can we make a pact that if we're 40 and still sluts that aren't married we can get civil unioned the fuck up and raise an asian baby as our own?
I may or may not have told him that he's "the only one with a PHD in this pussy"... I should like direct cheesy porno flicks or something.
I'm glad he doesn't have a bigger dick because he'd just use it for evil anyway
I called you last night? What did I say??
That you love me forever and that I'm the greatest in the world now mohammed ali is dead...
I mean I've only met the girl once and she was trying to slit some guys tires.
I stole $10 from the guy I hooked up with last night.Not sure why but it was definitely more satisfying.
Do you remember seeing anyone put a "my other penis is a vagina" bumper sticker on my car?
You just kept telling everyone to call you MFT.. Mother Fucking Tornado.
she prefaced telling me she was pregnant with "houston, we have a problem"
They don't really make a "hey I'm fucking your ex wife" card do they ?
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