god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
GUESS WHAT I JUST LICKED
I feel like half our conversations start this way.
We have to go find her fucking car. She came home from a 80 dollar cab ride, no shoes, and all she remembers is its at a burger king on a street with an H in it
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
Just realized after we're done pre-gaming for St. Patricks Day, we have March Madness, the first day of spring, and Easter to pre-game for. March is a great month.
i pounded out a 17-yr-old on saturday night
no, that is not a typo
i turned her down on fri night, googled the state consent laws & then caved on saturday
she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
I just got a whiff of tequila through the air conditioner.
The goblet must only be used for good. And vodka. And anything t-pain would be proud of.
I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
I got woken up by a construction worker, turns out I was laying in a hallway, naked and wrapped in a matress pad. To answer your question no, I did not study for this test I got David Hasselhoff drunk
Damn Instagram explore page. I am six months in to some girl I don't even know.
Welcome to your 30’s, where every one night stand is most likely with someone’s father
Didn't know my clit could produce that many orgasms in one night. Fuck my husband; think I might have to become a lesbian.
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
Randomize
