Spraying perfume on pants makes them clean right?
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
I just shaved my vag with a razor my dad left when he was here a few months ago. Too hungover to think about the Freudian connotations
All I can think about is getting a lawsuit and chocolate
I do not want to do anything. The words more tequila need to be erased from my vocabulary
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
Frozen pudding on a popsicle stick. Bill Cosby would be so proud of drunk me.
So how many licks to the face does it take to get kicked out of the bar?
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
Cory and I accidentally had a sexual adventure last night.
How do you ACCIDENTALLY have a sexual adventure?
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
I'm about to have a bowl of Advils... without any fucking milk.
Just text him and be like do you want this pussy or not. You have three seconds to respond.
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