I just google mapped his house on satellite so i can really see how much money he has. Does that make me shallow?
he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
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what?
there was an amgbulance. iw ish i was in it.
Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.
Make puking fun. Chug half a monster right before you blow. Throw up foam. Most unique experience ever.
You picked a jagger girl up claimed her then walked out the door with her that was the last we saw of you
Just say the word and u can be elbow deep in this glorious rack
This is why I love you...
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
I have bruises from doing the splits on the poles, if that doesn't scream bourbon street regret then I don't know what does
That pizza at 1 am literally tasted like I was eating an angel
Knowing there are different types of spiders in different countries and regions makes me never want to travel.
Failing this, see a doctor for elephant tranquillisers, to be taken with whiskey orally, twice at dawn.
I know it sounds cheesy, but i think both me and her mum know they are "thanks for being so cool about finding nudes of your daughter on the camera" flowers
All I fucking want right now is a cheeseburger the size of my face
I sent him nudes while he is at work because I am an evil human being.
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