We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
don't thank me. stop putting your penis in foreign objects.
why weren't you at the audition last night?
booty call before role call
It's called penis withdraw. Or alcoholism. I get them confused these days.
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
fat people need to stop using the handicapped bathroom stall so I can have sex in it. it's common logic
Who knows? Maybe we can sing afternoon delight into each other's genitals.
The guy at the bar repeatedly told us he was an off duty cop from out of town, that to normal people would be the time where you stop asking him to smoke a blunt with us
I swear to god, my hangover cure is a green tea and a 15 minute twerkout. works every time
he thought it would be funny to put his dick inside a beer bottle and wear it around. until we all realized how small his dick would have to be to fit in a beer bottle
The more I drank he just got hotter and hotter. And then the mustache didn't look too bad
All boys are excommunicated from my vagina until further notice.
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
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