Still drunk and leading the team through the 9am sales meeting. I'm pretty sure this is why there aren't more 26year-olds in management.
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
Im the macgyver of cooling down beers. The toilet tank was blocked so I couldn't use it.....
I have a cat, a bottle of wine, and a Brazilian man. I need to catch you up on my life
We fucked to showtunes. Never going out with a theatre major ever again.
There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
Yeah I just don't know how I feel about my fuck buddy coming to work at my dads office with me.
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
Got my period and a UTI on the same day. Fuck you, Sunday.
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
Just letting you know that I just spent 11 dollars on a car wash... Because you had sex in my car.
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