garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
you figure out which one you wanna sleep with, & I'll sleep with the other one. problem solved
True life. I have to get a nose job due to a deviated septum from blowing coke. Thank you college.
Well girls crying gets you hard so you're not really a good standard to me
Just saw a huge group of people walk by in there in their underwear. Too stoned for this.
I'm lowering my standards just so I can get laid, but I draw the line when a guy spells cool kewl
when the officer asked him if he had been drinking, he just goes, "yeah, you?" then falls onto the table.
We called dibs on each other's genitals. That bond is unbreakable.
he forgot we were at my place and not his so he tried kicking me out of my own apartment by saying "so, you can go whenever you want...."
If there was a card that said "I'm sorry for throwing up on your bathroom counter" I would send it to you.
Dude, you need to come and get her. She's sitting on the bathroom floor making hearts with her menstrual blood. And remind me never to let her do jello shots again
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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