arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
My roommate found me crawling down the hallway as she was on her way to her morning class. Its time for a new semester.
From now on, just let me go home. I'm tired of hooking up with your roommates... Including you.
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
i can't believe i brushed your teeth last night. so drunk.
I wonder what a non-hungover friday at work is like
started to yawn and threw up hamburger helper instead. awesome night.
Let's just say, at one point i got woken up at 4am by a naked guy who was offering me steak, in a cup.
the good news is that i vommed the last of my humanity last night.
welcome to the club.
You got kicked out after 30 minutes, 3 beers and 2 shots. Group record. Also you kept rubbing his belly and calling him buddha.
Want to do me the honour of waxing my legs again before I go to Mexico? I feel like it's a tradition we shouldn't break.
She is carving a little coffin out of some wood for her hamster that died. I'm flying home tonight.
None of what you just said was coherent
I just bought wine at a gas station what the hell do you expect
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