I would have at least made out with you if you were showered.
i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
she bought me drinks at the bar, made me pizza at her place, gave me head, and then drove me home...i think i might propose
i feel like this needs to be a 'lose some teeth' kind of weekend.
We're gonna have horrible, horrible babies.
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
Today I left one job interview, showed up randomly at his house for a midday bootycall then left right after to attend my second job interview. I got both jobs
Did you have ill-advised lesbian sex on the deathbed of their relationship?
Of course. Go big or go home.
You're my fucking queen.
I've really become a household name at this fraternity. Mother would be so proud.
This reminds me of the time you were crying and puking in the toilet at that party while i did shots of tequila in between blow drying your feet. miss you!
This is the nicest bathroom I've ever been drunk in. The urinal is gold.
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
I put the child locks on after I put you in the car and you then screamed, "I am a Phoenix, you can't restrain me. I NEED TO FLY!"
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