and everytime i fart i feel like in your heart, you can hear it
I'm sorry, but you without makeup is like christmas without presents.
Got 6 blowjobs in one weekend... new personal best.
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
She poured beer through the deck into the hot tub. She called it a deck shot. It was horrifying but super awesome at the same time.
Why yes. I did get laid looking like that. My sheets look like there was a clown orgy
Whatever I'm getting wasted, my costume's bomb, and there's a good chance I'm getting laid. Not letting stupidity ruin my night!
Munching saltines, sippin Gatorade, and trying not to get eaten by this small horse
Life goal: sit on his perfect beautiful David Archuleta-lookalike face
I really don’t want to have kids.
I thought we agreed we were done with dirty talk for the day
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
They think I fractured my spine while doing your cousin on concrete.
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