He had one of those small greek statue penises
Swine flu is the new snow day.
this is never going to happen for me, I think he thinks I'm crazy
well you did scream "PLEASE! I'LL S YOUR D IN FRONT OF EVERYONE"
I made out with him with my retainers in. My drunken hook-ups get lazier and lazier.
Just watched a drunk girl hand her valet ticket to a cop and walk away.
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
I whispered "you're doing a great Job" when he was fucking me. Then high fived him.
Hungover in church. I can feel stained glass Jesus judging me.
He literally just peed in a trash can in our room. It didn't even have a bag in it
oh my god you are days, if not hours away from a dick pic. This is the day the lord has made rejoice and be glad in it
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
She thought I was dancing but I just couldn't catch my balance for 11 blocks.
He was like "why do you look so cute today?" and I said "I showered" and he laughed. I wasn't making a joke
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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