Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
I just realized I'm gonna get paid at midnight on New Years Eve. That could be dangerous.
right before he came he said "im ganna fill your stocking" nothing like holiday spirit!!
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
we just saw you getting yelled at by the cops for trying to 'hijack' a street sweeper...how have you not been arrested yet?
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
Your last words were "i'm gonna motorboat the bartender." then you commenced with an attempted motorboat
I just wanna go home eat some pizza rolls, get warm and jerk off, and it's only 845. This shit was supposed to make me see unicorns. Not cry
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
Hey we need to step our game up. Dad has us beat; he stole a vending machine once.
Just found the cutest bag of coke under my bed. I'm going to get fucked up and bleach the cat vomit out of my sheets.
No more cocaine. I spent two hours in my bathroom convincing myself I was ugly. Is this what a period feels like?
You're the worst gay friend ever.
I wanted to make out with that blonde just so I could deck her boyfriend and make things interesting.
At least that would be something.
Nice. The Governor's son bruised my vagina.
That's going to be the title of my memoir.
I'm tired of looking like my mother fucked Chewbacca.
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