U sang "shots, shots, shots" then walked 2 ur top drawer and threw socks everywhere singin "SOCKS, SOCKS, SOCKS!"
Drag queen told me that I have the cheek bones to do drag. That's supposed to boost my moral.
Btw. Made out with a random kid at a frat. It's all good though. He invited us to his frat party tomorrow so yay! For having plans!
Just thought you should know that we coat checked our fairy wings last night. Getting belly up to the bar was way more important that wearing our costumes.
I made the jerking off hand motion to my mother by accident this morning. It was awkward for everyone involved.
Wait, you seriously DON'T keep vodka in your backpack??!??!?
They put 3 tbs of cinnamon in vodka shots and called it the "cinnamon death challenge"
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
I may have just made our entire microwave glow green. Like big green. Like spark and make me shit green.
Like worse than the time I blew up the microwave with the egg green.
I feel like on the last day of finals we should run around campus dressed like Moses screaming "LET MY PEOPLE GO!!!!"
I'll start the recruiting
Turns out I hooked up with a chick who has lupus. I don't know if that's a bucket list thing or not, but it's now on mine. Check.
I couldn't fall back asleep it was too bright so I just took my sports bra off and put it over my eyes
I feel like I missed the land of milk and honey and instead wound up in the land of beer and pizza. And yet, I think I'm happier here.
He went down on me and then made me breakfast in bed. He's a man you can bring home to mom.
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
Randomize
