have you ever been in a public bathroom and someone walked in, and you played "Fat or Crying" based on her breathing?
Just lost my virginity while listening to rick astley. torn between horror and jubilation
I thought it couldn't get worse until she said "Nipple hair"
She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
I was so scared, I actually heard my grandmother's voice in my head saying if I get pregnant, then my vagina will fall off. And then I'm going to die.
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
yeah, but the likliness of me finding my husband at a party where the facebook event is titled "NEW YEARS EVE SHIT SHOW" is highly unlikely
You'd be surprised at how many crooked penises are out there
Dave, I love you but you're barking up the wrong lesbian. You sir are the competition. You don't threesome with competition.
Based on my body hair location, my ancestors had very cold hamstrings and very warm chests
Apparently I taped knives to my hands and made everyone call me wolverine
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
If Boring and Monotone had a love child, it would be this guy.
It's not even 8:30a, wine glass is broken, there's sugar everywhere, and your mom just asked me what MILF means.
They made Game of Thrones Oreos. Kill me.
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