Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
if your leaving for the weekend then im farting on your pillow
Im so hungover
Come over i have rolls
Ecstasy rolls or Challah rolls?
you used progresso chicken soup as a mixer last night
Missed another period
I almost hope you're pregnant, this is unfair.
Thanks for gettin' me home, killa. Have no IDEA how I woke up pants-less on the bathroom floor at 4a.m. You're like a big, angry guardian angel.
Happiness is the polar opposite of catching your dad watching holiday themed porn
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
Tomorrow, you will get a text, and it will bE spelled right, that's me yo, certify ya soon
Except if I'm having sex. In which case you're in the bed with us or out of the room. No halfsie participation.
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
his first act of 2015 was getting stabbed
yeah it's a weird friendship. we pretend that we're automatic besties but i know we both know i slept with her boyfriend
So being hungover in an office full of people with hangovers for 9 hours is quite possibly what hell will be like.
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
Randomize
