My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
no, no, no. omg. i said i wanted a SANDWICH! not a picture of your dick. damn cant you read? SANDWICH! now im blinded. great job.
I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
I just remember being happy that I got that toilet fixed so I had somewhere close to throw up
Just fyi there is a naked girl somewhere in your house. I woke up and she was gone, definitely left her clothes tho
Just cried because I'm out of oreos. This post-molly depression can go fuck itself.
yeah that bottle of rum is only the second thing I want that kid to be pulling out of his pants
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
Hey, Would it be ok if me and your wife have a ladies only night and masturbated on FaceTime together?
His weed is so good that I don't wanna risk loosing him as my weed man so I plan to keep him in the friend zone 😂
No one can explain why there is Dora the Explorer shampoo in my shower...
First day of school is awesome. I get to meet my students and figure out which of their mothers I’ I’m going to bang
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